Exclusive Stars Booze 24 hour B4 Big Game against Glanworth
Shameful Scenes at Henchys as city player enjoy sorid session just 24 hours B4 inters biggest game of the season
Squad Photo Shoot 2007-8

By Gordo
Introducing

Gerry Mac as Kermit The Frog

Joe 90 as Beaker

Emmet H as Dr. Bunson

Disco Speight as Zoot
Baz O Niell as Waldorf
Topper Horgan as Sweetnums
Brian De Link Buckley
Shane Myers As Rowlf The Dog
T-Bone O Brien As Sam De Eagle
Dolly as Scooter
Brendan Statler McGlynn
Coaimh Flintoff as NewsCaster
Tony Pops Linehan
Tim Rizzo Varian "Nasty Rizzo"
Smilner as Floyd
Eoin Fozzie Sheehy
Mitch as Captain Semore George

Damo as Gonzo

Pete Le Meat as Crazy Harry
Barry De Brown as Animal

Kellster as Cammy
Robbie as Dr Teeth

Mouldy as Chef

Andrew Jp Grosse

James links Kearns
Congrats to Doctor Emmet Spongebob on his Engagement to the Beautiful Breada Croinin From all the Lads At InterCity Celtic
Breada We ll Miss You !!!!!!!
One is Most Pleased That One is Getting Married ! This is Me Julie
Panting with Excitement ! Breada looks "different" and Disinterested
No Prizes for Guessing Who and What this Gimp is Going to do Next
Note. Lady on the left Expression of Nausea
Good Guess ! Captain and Chairman dont seem to Mind though
Here He is Harry o Niell Auditioning for Grease 3 Sacre Bleu !!


Pat I Mean Gerry Spoofin Shit As Joe Looks Longingly at his Mentor
Part 2 to Follow
Gerry at it Again
Inter City bounced back from an opening day 4-0 drubbing by glenthorn with a hugely entertaining 4-3 over Hillington at hillington park. The hosts edged the opening exchanges forcing a smart save from city goalkeeper Barry O shea. after twenty minutes a fiercely stuck drive from city right back Aidan O Brien was saved brilliantly onto the angle of post and bar by the hillington goalkeeper, the ball fell to eoin sheehy just inside the box and he made no mistake with a sweet half volley to the roof of the net.1 nil city. Hillington battled back and were level within minutes when a combination of some enterprising passing and defensive indecision ended in the ball being swept to the net by a hillington player. after half time inter city began to take control and took the lead when ace marksman eoin sheehy got on the end of a gordon lynch flick on to run the ball from thirty yards and finish cooly to the net.Soon after that a defence splitting ball from tony lenihan set sheehy up again and from almost an identical position to his second he secured his hat rick with another sublime finish. City were now well on top and went 4-1 to the good when gordon lynch rose to head in a fantastic inswinger from dimunitive winger diurmuid o Leary. At 4-1 city were cruising but credit to hillington they battled back well and the game was back on when hillington took advantage of more defensive indecision to tap home from the six yard box to cut the deficit to 4-2. two minutes later it was panic stations for inter city as it was 4-3. a hillington player rose well to outjump goalkeeper and defender and head into an empty net. A tempestuous and frantic twenty minutes followed. City manager Ger maccarty was forced into 3 subs as injuries took their toll. Hillington were now pushing hard forcing city into desperate defending.their pressure began to tell and culminated in the awarding of what seemed a harsh penalty. few could argue that their pressure didn't merit it. What followed was a fantastic save from city keeper Barry "bruiser" o shea down low to his left. the whistle blew and the city bench were roared with joy and relief .City manager Ger maccarty said" we are delighted to get the 3 points against a good team like hillington, i was pleased with the response from a poor performance last sunday and the attitude of our subs when called in to do their job.the whole squad deserves a pat on the back. Eoin sheehy was electric up front and if we can keep him fit and get him the supply we will always have a chance"
Disco Speight
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Inter city manager Ger Mccarthy was almost forced into bringing himself on as his injury ravaged side battled back to claim a draw with a last minute equaliser from in form striker Eoin sheehy. the first half had been a cagey affair with both sides struggling to dominate in a packed midfield. Chances were few and far between as defences were largely on top. Eoin sheehy did force a fine save from bohs keeper after a neat turn in the box. on the other side bohs went close after some neat interplay in midfield ending up with a shot narrowly wide of Barry o shea's goal. The second half brought more of the same with little or no real opportunities being created in this keenly contested tie until a piece of magic from a bohs forward broke the deadlock. He created some space on the edge of the box and cooly dispatched a 20 yard curler into the top right corner past a helpless city goalkeeper.it looked as if the points were heading to bohs until city scored following a period of sustained pressure. Diurmuid o leary swung in a hopefull free kick to the area and as the keeper floundered badly "electric" eoin sheehy was on hand to tap home from close range and deliver what was a fair one all result. Ger Mccarthy was relieved with a point under the circumstances " we're finding it tough at the minute with 6 or 7 key players out,some long term, so i was happy with the point.i think it was a fair result but i'l be hoping for improved performances in the coming weeks" Disco Speight
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Squad Members
Goalkeepers Barry Bruizer O Shea Mark Mackers McDonald
Defenders Tony I Know Linehan Aiden T-bone O Brien Sean Topper Horgan Coaimh Flintoff Fitzgerald GroundsKeeper Willie Dwane Emmet Spongebob Herlihy Pete Le Meat Herlihy Damien Joe 90 Hayes Gerry The Gimp McCarthy
Midfielders Barry Baz O Niell Paraigh Disco Speight Gordon G-Rex Lynch Brian Bucks Buckley Brian 200-1 Outsider Milner Duirmuid Dolly O Leary
Forwards Cairan Mitch Speight Damien Decs Welton Shane Doggy Myers Eoin Sheeks Sheehy Timmy NastyBoy Varian Sean Tomatoe Kelly |
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Brendan Bada badop bump Mcglinn
Team Mascot
Sparky
By G-Unit
Sorry City not "Worth" The 3 Points
Glanworth 2 ICC 0
Sorry City were well beaten after costly mistakes at both ends denied them the chance to go level at the top of aul 1a After an evenly fought 1st half icc were unfortunate to find themselves 1-0 down at the break after an unforced error at the back. indeed they could have been 2-0 down had it not been for the alertness of goalkeeper buizer o shea to come racing off his line with a vital tackle on a Glanworth Player with the goal at his mercy. Icc ravaged by injury with more than 10 potential first team players missing battled hard but only created a few half chances the best falling to cairan speight early on. The 2nd half was a much more open contest with city reverting back to 4-4-2 formation. In fact it might have been a different result had gordon lynch finished a relativly easy oppurtunity on the 50th minute Clearly super ally's mind was on supermacs not goals. As Inter pushed on they left holes at the back and Glanworth were unluckly denied a 2nd with a dubious off side decision by the Referee. Inter Knew it was not going to be their day when chances for the undisputable Sheehy and the impressive Speight went a begging. The game was decided in the 78th minute when a moment of madness from centre back Sean Topper Horgan Handled the ball inside the penalty area to give Glanworth a 2 goal lead. horgan had a good game up to this point but is a big fan of Cork and Red mist
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City day of misery was confounded when injuries struck the imovable coaimh Fitzflintoff making his full away debut. Things got so bad that Manager Ger McCarthy had to take his hamstrings in off the line and join in on the action. Another Defeat is this the shape of things to come ?
well it will b if lynch milner and linehan keep stopping in supermacs after the Games
G-Rex
Inter City Classic Statements
AND IF YOU THOUGHT WE WERE FUNNY TO WATCH......... PAT: HOWLER YOU HAVE THE BEATING OF THAT FELLA HOWLER: WHO?, THE REF! HOWLER: THERE’S MY BROTHER THE DOCTOR JOE: I WONDER WHAT HE’S SAYING ABOUT YOU HOWLER: THERE’S MY BROTHER, THE ALCOHOLIC ! LENNY: I’D DO THREE MONTHS IN A MATCHBOX FOR A GO OFF HER! - SHAKIRA WHATEVER WHENEVER ! BAZ BEARING DOWN ON GOAL -EMMET: I GOT READY TO DEFEND! TONY: WE WON 4-3 AND I !!!!!!! HIT THE CLUBHOUSE! ( TELLS MARTINA THE TRUTH OF WHAT HE DOES ON SUNDAYS) SHEEHY: I’M NOT MADE TO BE ON THE SIDELINE - 71 GOALS IN 66 GAMES THE ONLY SCRAP OF EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT SUCH A CLAIM ! BELLY IN BRANIGANS: C’MON UNITED BELLY TO SEAN: I DID’NT SAY WHICH UNITED. THAT COULD BE ANY UNITED i’M SHOUTIN’ FOR!. TONY: WHERE’S THE BALL, I DON’T SEE ANY BALL! LEEDS: HIS HAIR MUST BE IN HIS EYES! - AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHERE IT WENT TONY: HE’S MELTIN’ MY HEAD, THAT FELLA! (HALF TIME ABOUT BROTHERLY LOVE IN KILREEN) LENNY: I’M GOING OVER TO TAKE THAT FREE-KICK! LEEDS: YEAH, WILL YOU EVER DIE ON THE WAY OVER! IT ALL ADDS UP AT THE END OF THE DAY BAZ WHO HAD NO ROOM LAST YEAR IN LIMERICK IS TOLD HE’S GETTING THREE ROOMS FOR 2 NIGHTS THIS TIME AROUND. BAZ: I’LL NEED 5 WOMEN SO!
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