Exclusive Stars Booze 24 hour B4 Big Game against Glanworth

Shameful Scenes at Henchys as city player enjoy sorid session just 24 hours B4 inters biggest game of the season

Im untouchable Gerry will never Drop me

Im untouchable Gerry will never Drop me
Is that Tony in the backround drinking tea at least Some Players Still Respect the manager

One Embarassed Player is too ashamed even too show his face

One Embarassed Player is too ashamed even too show his face
Mouldy and kelly Show there disgust !!!!!!

We ask respected pundit Angry Andy is it time for Gerry geobles to step down

We ask respected pundit  Angry Andy is it time for Gerry geobles to step down
''hes dead to me Its time for change I am the special one I AM JESUS !!!!"

Local Drug lord Nasty Varian Voices His Opinion

Local Drug lord  Nasty Varian Voices His Opinion
Hes got 2 Choices If neither of them involve me making my long awaited debut hes finished U know what i mean

Paisley and Adams Kiss and make up

Paisley and Adams Kiss and make up
So Tom Love any Chance you keep me in a job Please

Is it Time For Gerry To Go ?

On a Good Note City announce new sponsorship Deal

On a Good Note City announce new sponsorship Deal
Hi im Barry Scott and I want gerry Out

Friday, September 14, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen Introducing Muppet City Celtc


Squad Photo Shoot 2007-8


By Gordo

Introducing

Gerry Mac as Kermit The Frog



Joe 90 as Beaker


Emmet H as Dr. Bunson


Disco Speight as Zoot




Baz O Niell as Waldorf





Topper Horgan as Sweetnums



Brian De Link Buckley


Shane Myers As Rowlf The Dog



T-Bone O Brien As Sam De Eagle




Dolly as Scooter


Brendan Statler McGlynn






Coaimh Flintoff as NewsCaster






Tony Pops Linehan






Tim Rizzo Varian "Nasty Rizzo"








Smilner as Floyd





Eoin Fozzie Sheehy



Mitch as Captain Semore George




Damo as Gonzo


Pete Le Meat as Crazy Harry



Barry De Brown as Animal



Kellster as Cammy




Robbie as Dr Teeth

Mouldy as Chef



Andrew Jp Grosse



James links Kearns

Emmet Stag Puts Everyone Through Their Paces !!!

Congrats to Doctor Emmet Spongebob on his Engagement to the Beautiful Breada Croinin From all the Lads At InterCity Celtic
Breada We ll Miss You !!!!!!!

One is Most Pleased That One is Getting Married ! This is Me Julie



Panting with Excitement ! Breada looks "different" and Disinterested



No Prizes for Guessing Who and What this Gimp is Going to do Next
Note. Lady on the left Expression of Nausea



Good Guess ! Captain and Chairman dont seem to Mind though

Here He is Harry o Niell Auditioning for Grease 3 Sacre Bleu !!




Pat I Mean Gerry Spoofin Shit As Joe Looks Longingly at his Mentor



Part 2 to Follow



Gerry at it Again

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Brave City Hang-on for all 3 Points against Hillington


Inter City bounced back from an opening day 4-0 drubbing by glenthorn with a hugely entertaining 4-3 over Hillington at hillington park. The hosts edged the opening exchanges forcing a smart save from city goalkeeper Barry O shea. after twenty minutes a fiercely stuck drive from city right back Aidan O Brien was saved brilliantly onto the angle of post and bar by the hillington goalkeeper, the ball fell to eoin sheehy just inside the box and he made no mistake with a sweet half volley to the roof of the net.1 nil city. Hillington battled back and were level within minutes when a combination of some enterprising passing and defensive indecision ended in the ball being swept to the net by a hillington player. after half time inter city began to take control and took the lead when ace marksman eoin sheehy got on the end of a gordon lynch flick on to run the ball from thirty yards and finish cooly to the net.Soon after that a defence splitting ball from tony lenihan set sheehy up again and from almost an identical position to his second he secured his hat rick with another sublime finish. City were now well on top and went 4-1 to the good when gordon lynch rose to head in a fantastic inswinger from dimunitive winger diurmuid o Leary. At 4-1 city were cruising but credit to hillington they battled back well and the game was back on when hillington took advantage of more defensive indecision to tap home from the six yard box to cut the deficit to 4-2. two minutes later it was panic stations for inter city as it was 4-3. a hillington player rose well to outjump goalkeeper and defender and head into an empty net. A tempestuous and frantic twenty minutes followed. City manager Ger maccarty was forced into 3 subs as injuries took their toll. Hillington were now pushing hard forcing city into desperate defending.their pressure began to tell and culminated in the awarding of what seemed a harsh penalty. few could argue that their pressure didn't merit it. What followed was a fantastic save from city keeper Barry "bruiser" o shea down low to his left. the whistle blew and the city bench were roared with joy and relief .City manager Ger maccarty said" we are delighted to get the 3 points against a good team like hillington, i was pleased with the response from a poor performance last sunday and the attitude of our subs when called in to do their job.the whole squad deserves a pat on the back. Eoin sheehy was electric up front and if we can keep him fit and get him the supply we will always have a chance"

Disco Speight


ICC Snatch Home Point With Late Sheehy Goal

Inter city manager Ger Mccarthy was almost forced into bringing himself on as his injury ravaged side battled back to claim a draw with a last minute equaliser from in form striker Eoin sheehy. the first half had been a cagey affair with both sides struggling to dominate in a packed midfield. Chances were few and far between as defences were largely on top. Eoin sheehy did force a fine save from bohs keeper after a neat turn in the box. on the other side bohs went close after some neat interplay in midfield ending up with a shot narrowly wide of Barry o shea's goal. The second half brought more of the same with little or no real opportunities being created in this keenly contested tie until a piece of magic from a bohs forward broke the deadlock. He created some space on the edge of the box and cooly dispatched a 20 yard curler into the top right corner past a helpless city goalkeeper.it looked as if the points were heading to bohs until city scored following a period of sustained pressure. Diurmuid o leary swung in a hopefull free kick to the area and as the keeper floundered badly "electric" eoin sheehy was on hand to tap home from close range and deliver what was a fair one all result. Ger Mccarthy was relieved with a point under the circumstances " we're finding it tough at the minute with 6 or 7 key players out,some long term, so i was happy with the point.i think it was a fair result but i'l be hoping for improved performances in the coming weeks"

Disco Speight

Monday, September 10, 2007

Inter City Announce Squad Members For Season 2007-8

Squad Members

Goalkeepers
Barry Bruizer O Shea
Mark Mackers McDonald

Defenders
Tony I Know Linehan
Aiden T-bone O Brien
Sean Topper Horgan
Coaimh Flintoff Fitzgerald
GroundsKeeper Willie Dwane
Emmet Spongebob Herlihy
Pete Le Meat Herlihy
Damien Joe 90 Hayes
Gerry The Gimp McCarthy

Midfielders
Barry Baz O Niell
Paraigh Disco Speight

Gordon G-Rex Lynch
Brian Bucks Buckley
Brian 200-1 Outsider Milner
Duirmuid Dolly O Leary

Forwards
Cairan Mitch Speight
Damien Decs Welton
Shane Doggy Myers
Eoin Sheeks Sheehy
Timmy NastyBoy Varian
Sean Tomatoe Kelly

Brendan Bada badop bump Mcglinn

Team Mascot

Sparky

By G-Unit

Sorry City not "Worth" The 3 Points

Glanworth 2 ICC 0

Sorry City were well beaten after costly mistakes at both ends denied them the chance to go level at the top of aul 1a
After an evenly fought 1st half icc were unfortunate to find themselves 1-0 down at the break after an unforced error at the back.
indeed they could have been 2-0 down had it not been for the alertness of goalkeeper buizer o shea to come racing off his line with a vital tackle on a Glanworth Player with the goal at his mercy. Icc ravaged by injury with more than 10 potential first team players missing battled hard but only created a few half chances the best falling to cairan speight early on. The 2nd half was a much more open contest with city reverting back to 4-4-2 formation. In fact it might have been a different result had gordon lynch finished a relativly easy oppurtunity on the 50th minute Clearly super ally's mind was on supermacs not goals. As Inter pushed on they left holes at the back and Glanworth were unluckly denied a 2nd with a dubious off side decision by the Referee. Inter Knew it was not going to be their day when chances for the undisputable Sheehy and the impressive Speight went a begging. The game was decided in the 78th minute when a moment of madness from centre back Sean Topper Horgan Handled the ball inside the penalty area to give Glanworth a 2 goal lead. horgan had a good game up to this point but is a big fan of Cork and Red mist

City day of misery was confounded when injuries struck the imovable coaimh Fitzflintoff making his full away debut. Things got so bad that Manager Ger McCarthy had to take his hamstrings in off the line and join in on the action. Another Defeat is this the shape of things to come ?

well it will b if lynch milner and linehan keep stopping in supermacs after the Games

G-Rex

Inter City Classic Statements


AND IF YOU THOUGHT WE WERE FUNNY TO WATCH.........
PAT: HOWLER YOU HAVE THE BEATING OF THAT FELLA
HOWLER: WHO?, THE REF!
HOWLER: THERE’S MY BROTHER THE DOCTOR
JOE: I WONDER WHAT HE’S SAYING ABOUT YOU
HOWLER: THERE’S MY BROTHER, THE ALCOHOLIC !
LENNY: I’D DO THREE MONTHS IN A MATCHBOX FOR A GO OFF HER! - SHAKIRA WHATEVER WHENEVER !
BAZ BEARING DOWN ON GOAL
-EMMET: I GOT READY TO DEFEND!
TONY: WE WON 4-3 AND I !!!!!!! HIT THE CLUBHOUSE!
( TELLS MARTINA THE TRUTH OF WHAT HE DOES ON SUNDAYS)
SHEEHY: I’M NOT MADE TO BE ON THE SIDELINE
- 71 GOALS IN 66 GAMES THE ONLY SCRAP OF EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT SUCH A CLAIM !
BELLY IN BRANIGANS: C’MON UNITED
BELLY TO SEAN: I DID’NT SAY WHICH UNITED. THAT COULD BE ANY UNITED i’M SHOUTIN’ FOR!.
TONY: WHERE’S THE BALL, I DON’T SEE ANY BALL!
LEEDS: HIS HAIR MUST BE IN HIS EYES!
- AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHERE IT WENT
TONY: HE’S MELTIN’ MY HEAD, THAT FELLA!
(HALF TIME ABOUT BROTHERLY LOVE IN KILREEN)
LENNY: I’M GOING OVER TO TAKE THAT FREE-KICK!
LEEDS: YEAH, WILL YOU EVER DIE ON THE WAY OVER!
IT ALL ADDS UP AT THE END OF THE DAY
BAZ WHO HAD NO ROOM LAST YEAR IN LIMERICK IS TOLD HE’S GETTING THREE ROOMS FOR 2 NIGHTS THIS TIME AROUND.
BAZ: I’LL NEED 5 WOMEN SO!